Kids' Korner

You Quack me up! Here are some duck jokes.
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• What do you call a duck with fangs?
  Count Duckula
  • Submitted by Amy
• Where did the duck go when he was sick?
  To the Ducktor
  • Submitted by Brandon
• What did the detective duck say to his partner?
  I hope we Quack this case.
  • Submitted by Arlene
• What time does a duck wake up?
  At the Quack of dawn
  • Submitted by Wesley
• Why don't ducks fly upside down?
  They don't want to QUACK up!
  • Submitted by Marcee
• Why did the duck go to the supermarket?
  He needed some Quackers
  • Submitted by Kilah
• What do you call a bunch of ducks in a cardboard box?
  a box of Quackers
  • Submitted by Reid
• What do you get when you cross six ducks and peanut butter?
  a pack of peanut butter and quackers
  • Submitted by Reid
• What did the duck say to the pharmacist?
  Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill!!
  • Submitted by Linda Zamora
• Why did the duck tell you a joke?
  Because he wanted to quack you up!
  • Submitted by Justin B.
• What is a duck's favorite snack?
  Quackers.
  • Submitted by Imani
• What did the duck say to the banker?
  My bill's bigger than yours.
  • Submitted by Elizabeth Perdue
• What kind of oil does a duck use in his car?
  quacker state
  • Submitted by Jay Spradley
• Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers?
  The outside!
  • Submitted by Japetto
• Why did the duck cross the road?
  Because he was jealous of the chicken
  • Submitted by Quizzno
• What do ducks eat with their soup?
  Quackers
  • Submitted by D. Braun
• What do you get when you have a cow and 2 ducks?
  milk and quackers
  • Submitted by Travis
• What did the duck carry his school books in?
  His Quackpack
  • Submitted by Ryan
• Why do ducks fly south in the winter?
  Because it's to far to walk
  • Submitted by Jacob
• Where does a duck go when it needs medical attention?
  Any Old Quack will do!
  • Submitted by Harry
• What did the duck say to the tow truck driver?
  I quacked my car.
  • Submitted by Pamela and Charles Norton
• What game do ducks in pre-school play?
  Duck Duck Goose
  • Submitted by Abby S.
• What did the duck tell the doctor to do?
  Put it on my bill!
  • Submitted by Alyssa
• What kind of computer does a duck use?
  A Quack-intosh
  • Submitted by Travis W
• Why does a duck say quack?
  Because it can't say moo
  • Submitted by Savannah
• What does a duck eat with his peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
  quackers !!
  • Submitted by Maddy
• Why did the duck go to the other side of the river?
  To get some quackers!
  • Submitted by Alex
• What's the ducks favorite breakfast spot?
  Duck'n Doughnuts
  • Submitted by Proctors
• What do you call a duck who spends long nights on the road?
  Duck Driver
  • Submitted by Proctor Family
• Where did the duck lose his feathers?
  Downtown
  • Submitted by Proctor
• Why did the duck say quack?
  Because he was hungry
  • Submitted by Shunda
• What does a duck do in a basketball game?
  A slamduck
  • Submitted by Patrick
• Why don't ducks want to read duck jokes?
  Because they will QUACK-UP
  • Submitted by Kaelynn
• Do ducks use computers?
  Sure, they're found on the web all the time.
  • Submitted by David Ebersole
• What is the difference between ducks and geese?
  How they are spelled.
  • Submitted by Ann Marie of W. Wyoming.
• What do you call a crispy biscuit?
  A Quacker
  • Submitted by Kay
• A duck walked into a store to buy some lipstick the clerk asked her should I put that on your credit card?
  No just put it on my bill.
  • Submitted by Emily Hopler
• What happens when ducks rock the earth?
  EarthQuack!
  • Submitted by Sarthak Navjivan
• What did one duck say to another duck when a ball was about to hit his head?
  DUUUCK!!!
  • Submitted by Jezzabella
• Why do ducks like rice krispies?
  Because they snap ,quakle and pop
  • Submitted by Mrs. Rosinski's class
• Why did the duck jump over the ladder?
  There was a pack of quackers
  • Submitted by Jacqueline Lepe
• What does a duck do first to make an omelette?
  He quacks some eggs.
  • Submitted by Chance
• How can you tell if a duck has been on the internet?
  By their web feet
  • Submitted by Gloria, Buford GA
• What do you get when you cross a duck with a firework?
  A Firequacker
  • Submitted by Rachel C. in PA
• What's another name for a clever duck?
  A wise quacker
  • Submitted by Rachel C. in PA